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Sunday-School Lesson!

Submitted by Denise Parrott!

> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students m ight be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas sea son emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.

> So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

> Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! H e's in our bathroom!!!"

> The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a r esponse. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds

> He finally gathered his wits and asked little Johnny how he knew this.

> And little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs o n the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"

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