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# Cops and Lovers

Submitter by - Dennis Robb

> A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

> Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

> The young man lowers his window ... "Uh, yes, officer?"

> "What are you doing?"

> "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."

> Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

> The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

> Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing sexual is happening!

> "What's your age, young man?"

> "I'm 25, sir."

> "And her ... what's her age?"

> The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

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