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Two Priests

Submitted by - Roger Buckley

> Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.
> You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?"
> The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."
> "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

> The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"
> "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing."
> "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."
> "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
> A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

> "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
> "Why?" asketh the Lord.
> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Wisconsin."

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