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# Male Maturity

Submitted by Ian urie

> When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
> When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.
> So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
> So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
> When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
> She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
> She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
> She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
> So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
> When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
> I am now 50 and looking for a girl with very big tits.

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