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# THE DENTIST APPOINTMENT

Francis Loch

> A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction.

> "£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentist's reply.

> "Och huv yae no got anythin' cheaper?" replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

> "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir" said the dentist.

> "What about if yae din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

> "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70" said the dentist.

> "Hmmmm, what about if yae used one of yer dentist trainees and still without anesthetic" said the Scotsman.

> "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say £40" said the dentist.

> "Och that's still a bit much, how about if yae make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully.

> "Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only £5 in that case" said the dentist.

> "Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman

> "Can yae confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

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