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# The Domino Column

> Well.. I has an important job to do for the next couple of months. The garden has become home to a pair of nesting birdies, and yours truely has to protect them against the vile Pussy.

> Now its well known that Pussies can be dangerous to birdies. They stalk them, they hunt them and they kill them. Cruel or what?

> I mean what has the poor birdies ever done to them?

> Lets face it, if it wasn't for the birdies the world would be overrun with horrible insects, annoying buzzing things that fly around your head when your trying to get a sleep.

> Now most Pussies run a mile when they see a big dog like me running at them, But this one particular Pussy hasn't read the buddy Instructions.

> NO..This pussy climbs over the garden fence, and heads towards the birdies nest .... CHARGE DOMINO.

> WOOF ...WOOF ... Now this stoopid Pussy should have jumped out of its skin and hightailed it back over the fence ...but did it ..NOPE!

> RIGHT .. its asking for a right good chewing ..so it is!

> So I goes right up to it .. and what does it do ..It spits in my face!

> Now come on people ... that's not very nice .. If it was a footballer it would have been sent off.

> Worse than that, while I had my eyes closed (As you do what you get a faceful of spit) it clouted me across the nose with its claws ... Dirty fighting or what.

> Then ...THEN... it takes off without a backward glance, Leaving me covered in spit, bleeding and spoiling for a fight.

> Is the wounded HERO welcomed back into the house and adorned with military honours?

> Nope! ..I get a telling off for running throught the Flower beds!

> Sheech! ...Did the soldiers in the Normandy landings get bollocked for walking through the Fields ..I doubt it.

> Did the walking wounded (Me) get instant medical treatment? NOPE! .. they spent the next 20 minutes replacing the flowers that I had knocked over.

> Humans ...I'll never understand them.

What a cute little birdie ...Find your own bluddy page.

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